"Hi my name is Wotsit, please don't laugh at my name. I'm a 7 year old Taiwanese child who died from an allergic reaction to purple gumballs. My nose and fingers and toes and lips and ears, and arms and legs and eyes swollen and exploded and I died. I have come back to life as a sock monkey and I have red eyes. If you don't post this to 10000000000000000000 people in 5 minutes millions of sock monkeys will come out from under your bed and poop many purple gumballs all over your face until you die and fart sherbet in your mouth."
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF........
I'm sorry
I had to post this.
Pretty sad since this is my first entry
Why am I so lazy when it comes to writing?!